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28 February 2011 @ 01:25 pm
5-Cent Kissing Booth. The A-Team Kindergarten AU  
Title: 5-Cent Kissing Booth
Author: Brevanna03
Pairing: Itty bitty bits of Face/Murdock. REALLY innocent, five year old puppy love.
Rating: G
Word Count: 1500
Prompt: "Kindergarten AU. They are all five years old! Murdock doesn't want to let go of all the toy airplanes! B.A. has to spend the whole day in time-out because he beat up an 8-year-old! Hannibal comes up with clever plans to escape from their classroom! Face runs around and kisses people then runs away and hides!"
Whatever, run with it!!!"
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, Murdock does own me though, I'm okay with that.

5-Cent Kissing Booth


"How DARE she give us a time out?!" Hannibal seethes, breaking his lollipop between his teeth with a dramatic crunch.

"Its not fair." Face whines, kicking at the linoleum with his snow white sneakers.

"Why- why- why isn't the big boy in trouble?" Murdock sniffles from where he's laying with his head on Faces lap.

"'Cause our teachers a bitch." BA tells them seriously. He glares off into the distance, feet propped up on the desk in front of him. 

Murdock giggles. Face grins gratefully at BA, Murdock had been sobbing uncontrollably for the past ten minutes and nothing Face did (even tickling him) could make him feel better.

It all started at the beginning of lunch, Murdock had been sitting, minding his own business, and playing with his toy airplanes. Then some third grader had come over and started harassing him. Unfortunately for the kid BA overheard what was happening, nobody messes with Murdock when BA's around.

It happened quickly, suddenly BA jumped, fist connecting with the kids jaw. BA was half his size, but could hold his own, still Hannibal and Face immediately joined in to help, they had his back.

Next thing they knew the third grader was saying they attacked him, and their teacher had them (and not the stupid third grader) on timeout for all of lunch. Murdock had been crying ever since, though Face was pretty sure it was only because the teacher took his planes.

"BA's right, this is not okay, we need some revenge on the teacher for not believing us, and that jerk for getting us in trouble." Hannibal turns and gives them a slightly maniacal smile. "We're breaking out of here boys."

Face pumps the air with a fist. "I'm with you Boss!"

BA smirks. "That fool needs to be taught a lesson. I don't think he learned anything from our fight."

"I wish we could just sick Billy on him." Murdock says rubbing away his tears. "But Billy's a nice dog who doesn't even hurt meanies." 

"And he's not real." BA mutters, earning a glare from his friends.

Murdock rolls his eyes. "Course he's real, just invisible." He absently pets Billy.

Hannibal puts two fingers between his lips and whistles for attention. "Alright you three, we've got some planning to do."

Face grins. "This is going to be fun."


"They are menaces to society." Ms. Cooper insists to their principal.

"Are not." Face says with a pout. Murdock nods energetically in agreement. 

"They covered me and another student in paint, glitter, and feathers!" She cries, staring at the principal with desperate eyes.

"We were standing up for our friend!" Hannibal defends with a glare.

"Do you see that Mrs. Benedict?! Their so *attached* to one another, it's scary!" Ms. Cooper says.

"We're best friends! I love them a whole bunch, course we're 'tatched." Murdock says beaming at his friends. BA looks down to hide his returning smile.

Ms. Cooper looks up at the ceiling and then puts her face in her hands. Speaking through her fingers she says, "I can't take this anymore. These kids are driving me up the wall."

"Oh their not that bad." The principal says amicably. 

She leans in, scary intent. "I swear to god Murdock is actually legally insane. He- he has an imaginary dog named Billy, and keeps jumping off *everything* even though he *knows* he can't fly, and do you remember that one time he thought he smelt gasoline and set a kid on *fire*?!"

"Hey!" Face protests. "That was me and I totally forgave him."

"And then theres Templeton-" She begins.

"Don't call me that." Face interrupts scathingly. 

She continues her tirade undaunted. "He *insists* on being called "Face", for some ungodly reason. But other than that peculiarity, he is an absolute conman! It's shocking, he trades his kisses to girls for their pudding cups and cookies!" 

"And boys." BA corrects with a snicker.

"Not all boys!" Murdock insists. "Just me, Facey gives the best kisses."

Face turns to give him a sort of sappy smile. "Yeah, but I don't do it for the pudding cups."

Murdock leans his head on Faces shoulder. "Then why do ya?"

"Cause you're the cutest." Face tells him, then leans in to give him an innocent peck on the lips.

Ms. Cooper hangs her head, hands pulling at her hair. "You see?! That can not be normal. These kids are *weird*. And all that's just two of them! Bosco, god Bosco, he adds "fool" to every sentence and is honestly the most violent child I've ever met. He threatens *everyone*."

"Not us!" Hannibal protest furiously. "He's super nice to us. And he's not always violent, only when they deserve it!"

BA gives him a fond smile. "Thanks fool."

"Hush John." Ms. Cooper says weekly. 

"That's not my name." Hannibal growls.

"Speaking of John, he refuses to answer to his own name. He makes everyone refer to him as *Hannibal*. He's the ring leader of this little group of miscreants. He comes up with the plans and for some reason all of them just follow along as he sucks on that lollipop!" Ms. Coopers voice reaches to a howl at the end of her sentence. 

The principal stares at Ms. Cooper, everyone in the room is fully aware that the teacher is moments away from cracking. Everyone is surprised when it finally happens though. The straw that breaks the camels back is when Hannibal says casually, "Thats because their my boys."

Ms. Cooper screeches and jumps out of the chair, flinging herself at the door. They hear foot steps growing quieter as she runs down the hallway. Murdock leans away from Face and peaks down the hall, he turns to the principal and tells her seriously. "I don't think she's coming back."

Mrs. Benedict sighs deeply. "This is the third teacher in six months, boys."

"S'not our fault teachers can't handle us." Face mutters petulantly.

Murdock starts giggling suddenly. "We're just to awesome for them."

BA grins and claps Murdock on the back. "Yeah we are!"

Hannibal leans back in his chair and plucks a lollipop from his pants pocket, popping it in his mouth with a smirk. "I love it when a plan comes together."
Current Mood: amusedamused
trista_zevkia: A-teamtrista_zevkia on March 3rd, 2011 04:03 am (UTC)
So adorable and squee worthy! Nicely done!
brevanna03brevanna03 on March 13th, 2011 07:50 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much!
purple_spock: Murdockpurple_spock on March 3rd, 2011 04:32 am (UTC)
This is just the best and cutest thing ever. Seriously the best. You got their characters dead on, and the thought of all of them as five year-olds was just so adorable. : D Such a fantastic job, I loved it.
brevanna03brevanna03 on March 13th, 2011 07:56 pm (UTC)
Thank you! And I'm so glad you thought they were in character, its difficult to write them as children but have the team still be THEM, I'm very happy you thought I did alright in that :).
(Anonymous) on March 13th, 2011 07:49 pm (UTC)
Lol I really need to make an account
Awwwww, I'm not on Livejournal but I just needed to comment on this, omg this is the cutest thing ever. I love your Murdock. And Face. And Hannibal. And BA. AND BILLY! Can you tell that I just love all of this? More? Pretty please? :D <3333
brevanna03: ateambrevanna03 on March 13th, 2011 08:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Lol I really need to make an account
LOL thank you for commenting, but you should make an LJ, it's pretty nice here in this little corner of the Internet ;). I don't know where I could go from here, but I'll consider it, probably because this was just way to much fun to write :D
totayjoeyjoe on March 13th, 2011 10:42 pm (UTC)
OMD. This was the most spectacular thing ever. Murdock was adorable, he usually is, so that's not a surprise. And this made me love BA and Face, and Murdock and Hannibal and everyone just a little bit more than I already did. Aren't you glad I got you into The A-Team? It's an amazing movie, and so is this story.

There, now that I've commented, I think I need to creep and some some more awesome stories. Stay gold, Ponyboy.